LMAO Thought this was funny

Well, Most of you all know my wife works for a VERY BIG Insurance company... This is a claim that just came across to her.. We thought is was funny and that we should share..
The way it was written is a big nono by the insurance company and it was taken by a temp..

Insured: Dog was let out of fence and scratched a child's face. Insured reports that the child was harassing the dog and the dog just "bitch slapped" the child.


The mother of the child is the pole dancer and cant work b.c of the insured's dog. The animal rights society told the insured that the dog was being harassed and the dog rights was violated and the child was"bitched slapped" by the dog. The dog was violated and abused.

The insured feels really used and horrible becuase of neighbors and the neighbors child. The insured has had to go to the physco about being upset due to the dog almost being put down. The insured has a full breed Siberian husky a lazy one. The dog is a mommies boy, and the dog didn't do anything wrong and the child is trespassing. She does not want to put a lock on the fence.

The insured almost killed her dog because of this. The insured now has 7 bungee cords on the fence to keep the dog in. She used to have 3 now she has 7. The insured dog is not outside unless someone is aware of this.


crazy azz people